Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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pure evili asked my mum what the baby oil in her bedroom (?!) was for. she replied "for frying babies in". i was terrified, i thought for ages that my mother was a murdering cannibal. i begged my grandma to let me live with her.
my aunty told me when i grew up they would make me join the army and that i would have to fight in World War 3. i sat crying in the toilet for an hour before anyone came to tell me it wasn't true, and she was just a complete bitch.
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