Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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This just happened tonightI went to see a local band last night (Houston 500, they're great, just got signed) and picked up a tshirt that I got signed by the singer. Today I went to my friend's panto and sat in front of this couple with a kid (who I think asked for some of our hash cake, haha) and halfway through he asked something about the back of my shirt. I just got in and looked at it, it says "Crackwhore #1" with a pic of a syringe. I'll always wonder what lie they cooked up.
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Whillow, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 0:09,
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