Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Bastards..My mum always told me, that if i ate the pips from an apple, a tree would start to grow out of the top of my head. I believed this for years, and always threw the apple core away. I didn't think about this for ages, until one day, I saw a man walking towards me, with quite clearly a small tree growing out of his head. I remembered what my Mum had said and then realised, he had it in a backpack. I'm a twunt. I think I was about 17.
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5olly, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 8:30,
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