Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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This actually makes me giggle thinking 'bout itI once saw a condom advert on TV and asked my mum "what's that?" and my mum said "it's to protect your willy"
she didn't say what it protects it from...
I mean.. how do I know it doesn't protect it from the french infaltry or rogue hornets? Hehe...
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:39,
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