Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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A scottish friend of mine was told by his dad that jam was blown into the middleof doughnuts with straws by an army of old ladies in Cowdenbeath as part of a government scheme to cut down unemployment.
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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 20:33,
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