Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Jack frostDuring winter season, my parents would tell me that if I did not go to bed before 8pm that Jack Frost would come and pull my eyes out. During summer, it would be Mr Thompson from the bad childrens home who would come and pull my legs and arms off. Also I was made out of cabbage and my brother was a turnip
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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 0:50,
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