Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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the gran of doomthis wasn't my parent, but i was in the great ol' North staffs hospital when a boy started runnin about and screaming. JUmping up to her feet, what must have been his gran said ' sit down and shut up - otherwise they'll keep you'
This is one of the most evillist yet thoruoghly humorous lies I have ever heard. And guess what - it worked!
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