Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Lies/EquivocationI once asked my Dad what sex was* to which he replied that men are 'of the male sex' and women are 'of the female sex'. Clever bastard.
*This wasn't the other day, I was about five.
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