Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
(
Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
« Go Back
Not my parents, but ...I watched this French and Saunders live sketch thing they did, I think it had something to do with Comic Relief - anyways! There was this bit where they talked about how men go to the toilet. They described this metal tube which rose out of the "japs-eye" of the penis etc etc. I believed this for many many years!
Now that I have written it down, I'm not too sure if I was a sketch or that I dreamt it....
Oh and then "We're only going for a couple of drinks. We wont be that long...."
(, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 14:28, Reply)
« Go Back