Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Boy ThoughtsI came home from junior school once and told my mum - "I banged my brains on a chair today". Upon asking me how I'd done that I told her that I had sat down funny (I thought that my childish testicles were my brains). I must have got it from somewhere!
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