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I once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.

(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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as my birthday is april the first I am usually subject to the odd fool's day jokes. you don't expect it from your own mother though. back in the days of TVAM when they'd show photos of children with birthdays that day - I was half dressed in school uniform, and my mum was screaming that the picture she'd sent in was up and i was "on the television"...i almost broke my legs trying to get down the stairs...of course it was a parental lie and my mum simply laughed at me as i sauntered back up to my room...tail between legs...
(, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 12:52, Reply)

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