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I once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.

(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Father Christmas.
For 8 years I was a believer. Until I rigged up a series of traps involving cotton thread and an empty biscuit tin with a few pieces of lego in it.....

!!Crash!! "Oh bugger!"

Dad: "Did you hear that? I could have sworn I saw Father Christmas..... oh look, he's left some presents.." /puts down presents.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:42, Reply)

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