Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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DrunkWhen I was about 12 (im 13 now so not much of a difference but anyway....) my mates told one of my other mates(who thinks shes very grown up) that they had sneaked some of there mum and dads ale and that they would make here a coctail. they mixed orange juice and grenadine(tellin her that grenadine is 20% alcohol) and gave her a glass full. when she finished the drink she stumpled around the house knocked over my mates mum's vase(ha ha) and went home feeling sick whilst worrying that her mum would smell it on her breath.
its fun bein pissed when ur a teenager
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