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I once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.

(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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It's not easy being green
When I was younger, my mom told me that if I picked my nose, my fingernails would turn green.

Years later, when I was 14, I had a bottle of green nail polish. I showed mom that I had painted my nails green, and she says "I thought I told you not to pick your nose."

My mom is also the one who told me that if a girl wears a bra while sleeping, her boobs won't grow.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:43, Reply)

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