Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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my dad told me some corkers!my sister once drew on her arm with permanent marker and my dad told her that the way to get it off was with bleach. ?? don't ask!
another time i commented on ballet dancers being really thin and how they must eat salads and nothing else. and he replied to me "no all they eat is steak".. this was only proved wrong to me when a ballet dancer came to live with us last year.
our welsh nanny told us once that if we ate the seeds of an apple then an apple tree would grow in our stomaches.
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