Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Utterly pointless lie about urinalsIf you are weeing into a urinal, and it flushes, that's lucky. But it doesn't count if you deliberately wee into one that's already flushing.
Not sure what the *point* of this particular lie was, but I still feel smug if it happens...
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 12:58,
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