So I was sitting at the lights in my Honda Accord
When some mummys boy with more money that sense pulled up next to me in a Nissan R35 GTR looking smug and obvoiusly igrorant of my awesome VTEC power.

Needless to say when the lights went green I absolutely smoked him and as I looked at back at his sorrowful dissapointed face getting smaller and smaller in my rear view mirror I blew my load into the mouth of the super model that had been sucking me off during my moment of glory.

I then pulled over so I could snort another line of coke off her ample cleaveage before picking up her equally hot sister so the three of us could spend a pleasent evening on a rug in front of the fire.
( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 20:59, 2 replies)

Spoiled
by the fact that you begun with the superfluous word 'So'.
(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:31, closed)

And the lack of manly violence. What's an Accord and supermodels without ninja skills and mastery of 'so'?
(Howland C. Pousiccat sailed away, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 15:34, closed)