Little Victories III once got bumped up to first class in the 90 minute leg of a 16 hour flight. Tell us about your insignificant little triumphs and minor victories. (Driving a Honda Accord doesn't count).
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 12:13)
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Here's a joke about barstools.Three ladies of the night are sitting at a bar drinking after a particularly long and heavy "shift". As they get drunk they begin to brag about their prowess and physical capabilities. The first hooker says -
"My cunt's so big my last John got his whole fist up me. And he was a champion boxer!"
"That's nothing" says the second prozzie, "my va-jay-jay's so enormous my last client got his whole arm up to his shoulder in me. And he's a weight lifter and metal-worker!"
The third whore smiles coyly at them both as she opens her legs and smoothly slides down the stool towards the floor.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 21:56, 2 replies)
Honestly though...how did you think up that username?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 22:31, closed)
A genuine advert, for a french lubricant
(, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 17:09, closed)
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