Little VictoriesI recently received a £2 voucher from a supermarket after complaining vociferously about the poor quality of their own-brand Rich Tea biscuits, which I spent on more tasty, tasty biscuits. Tell us about your trivial victories that have made life a tiny bit better.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:07)
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hot dogs and bus stopswaiting for the night bus a few years ago with some friends. 2 blokes decided to stop at the bus stop to insult us in an extremely pissed-up manner.
we asked them to stop it. they didn't.
we told them to fuck off. they didn't.
i took a deep breath and started singing the armor hot dog song as loudly as i could(trust me, i'm LOUD).
within about ten seconds, after some bemused looks and drunken muttering, the more sober of the pair said "fucking nutter" and they buggered off.
i don't care if they thought i was mental, it got rid of them!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:13,
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