Here ya go.
Not really my small victory per se.
I broke up with my girlfriend of the time - The "Queen of The Harpies" (otherwise known as "Painya") - you know that 1 truly fucked up relationship you have to have to understand that it was a truly fucked relationship? And then the small group of (male) friends who chose her over me departed including my ex-business partner "Dick" (a couple of them even fucked her - hmmmmmm... slops! but then again already knowing what a fucked up bitch she could be my only question is "Why?").
Some bloke I knew - "Dumpster" (as his surname is similar and the analogy is very fitting) moved in with me (gotta pay the rent... or not as was the case) who then did a runner aided by my ex-business partner Dick.
My best friend "Ron-as-in-Later" (as that was his nom de plume) then took it upon himself to nick several of Dick's massive pot plants as retribution for seeing his mate (me) so royally fucked over. He then slowly sold me large bags of that said 'stuff' over several months for a very small financial outlay (I'm talking silver coins here - I asked no questions, & he told me no lies). "Ron" only told me that a few years ago. He died last Dec. I miss you shitloads mate.
So - "Dick", I enjoyed smoking all of your pot you fucking wanker. Cheers, felch-monkey. I hope to god you still have the misfortune of being "Painya's" friend/wanna-be fuck buddy. If she didn't go down on you then that was her being a rude bitch to you!
Names changed because I don't want the libel suits.
Gvpyczjppcl I hope this version clears something up for you. If you want more details gaz me. More than happy to oblige.
Also AB could you include this edit if you included it in the gqothwa - just for some clarity & context.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 7:39, 1 reply)

nope. still incomprehensible.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:25, closed)

Still possibly a prick then?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:04, closed)