Team Meeting in the office...
..in one of the meeting rooms our line manager at the time "R" was barking out orders for what we all should be doing in the job she's never done ie just like any other typical middle-management-know-fuck-all-busybody. We're all sitting there bored listening to new targets etc when one of the guys (I shall call him "B" to protect the innocent) lets off an almighty fart.
R is disgusted, while all of us get the giggles.
"Don't do that again B, that's hideous! If you need to excuse yourself please feel free but please do not do that again."
So B apologises, and after the smell has disipated the meeting continues as normal. R gets back into barking orders and happens to glance past B...just as he forces out a tremendous bum-trumpet concerto.
R freaks. "I SAW THAT!!!!"
And B quietly mutters one of the greatest lines he's ever said;
"But if I don't do it it'll go back up me and I'll die."
R pretty much explodes while the rest of us litteraly laugh ourselves wet, and B is thrown out of the meeting and given a stern rollocking a few minutes later.

She may have given us more work for the rest of the day, but B's little guff orchestra won us a small victory that she could never take away from us.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:40, 3 replies)

hooray for guffs!
I'm clicking just for 'tremendous bum-trumpet concerto'. oh, and using the word 'guff'.
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:39, closed)

Like!
This deserves more clicks than my mouse can possibly generate
(calamarain just invented dehydrated water, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:16, closed)

CLICKETY CLICK
just for 'bum trumpet concerto'. Brilliant :-)
(Snabblim Dropfritt, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 8:04, closed)