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My friend grew up in Gloucester and claims that Fred West was well liked by her parents. Tell us some tales of your local criminals. Did you live next door to Ronnie Biggs? Did Harold Shipman murder your nan? Or perhaps you live in the same town as the shoplifting seagull.

(unknown, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 8:38)
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lols money
whole biscuits clean lungs
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:29, 1 reply)

go up to the shopkeeper: "have you got any broken biscuits?"

"yes"

"well mend them then!" and run away giggling.

or: "have you got any dry biscuits?"

"yes"

"well give them a drink then!" and run away giggling.

twats. then one magical day my dad found a sixpence and was able to do this:

"have you got any broken biscuits?"

"sigh. yes."

"well giz us a big bagful then!"

steal cheap cigarettes
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:30, closed)
You can practically hear the Dvorak.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:32, closed)
shut up frenchie

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 12:27, closed)

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