Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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Dartfordhas had it's full share of weirdo tramps, Monkey Allen being the nicest and most liked. Unfortunately he was burnt alive on a Central Park bench by some twunts a couple of years ago (you may have seen it in the news).
Nutter-wise the best tramp was a guy we called Mad Kev. He started off living in a flat on the development my mates and I lived on. He was a nice bloke but then the demon White Lightening took him and turned him into a raving looney. So many things to remember but the funniest was when we wound him up a bit (weekday evenings were pretty boring!) and he decided to chase us around central Dartford. Waving 6 feet of 2" metal chain around his head. Wearing nothing but a skanky old pair of y-fronts.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:42, Reply)
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