Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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Oh, yeah.....remembered another one. When I lived in Tunbridge Wells, there were a few nutters known to shop staff in the town. One of these was named "Cotton Bud", by a mate who worked in another shop. Cotton Bud had the body of an adult, but, strangley, the head and face of a baby. He used to walk around town really fast and push people out of the way. He once tried to start on said mate, by nearly pushing him over, then swearing and threatening him. If he wasn't doing this, he was being chased by the shopping centre security, as he was banned from said centre for nicking stuff. I remember something about an old bloke in Tunny Wells wandering round with a bag of chips, shouting "getaway, it's a bomb!", but I've a feeling that was a mate talking gobshite!
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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:29,
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