Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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Mr SmileyEvery day on the way to college (Ridge Danyers in Marple, Stockport), A guy we nicknamed Mr Smiley got on the bus. He had this constant fixed absofuckinglutely insincere smile and used to sit there going "ohdearohdearohdear" in a whispery high pitched voice.
He occasionally mimicked the sound of the brakes on the bus, going "Ffffsssshhhh" every time they applied.
I miss him.
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Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:05,
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