Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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Andrew BarrattThis is more about a mental kid who turned into a legend.
I totally harmless person but god was he mental!
He would bite down on his middle finger knuckle, singing this made up song that went
"Nee nee nee ne neeeee!"
Also he couldn't figure out how to walk and his mum would follow him around town yelling at him "Heel toe Andrew! Heel toe!"
His parents let him watch 18 cert movies at the age of 10 and he would laugh and pee himself on purpose!
When he was older and hungry he would go into every shop in the high street and yell "Jacket Potato butter and cheese!!" and open and close one of the hands that wasn't in his mouth really fast by his side...if he go nothing he would walk out the store bitting his Knuckle singing "Ne nee nee ne neeee!"
He also used to boast that he poo'd in his pond to us when we were alot older (late teens) and it turned out to be a sink in his back garden and wouldn't go to the field at the back because the predetor lived there.
Oh yeah and he used to giggle (bitting the knuckle of course) saying "Juicy Keenie! JUICY KEENIE!"
And wee himself on purpose...
This not a joke, just a very spakky man.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:48,
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