Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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My local is full of nutters...A new one appeared last night.
Walks in, stinking of shit for starters. Forehead covered in tattoos.
Anyway he starts shouting/mumbling about purchasing a pint of "three x".. presumably referring to the lager Castlemaine XXXX...
To top it all off he runs round the bar shouting "Fuck off fuck off fuck off I'll fuckin fight ya fuck off ya cunt" although this came out more like "foffuckightyantnnnggghh" presumably due to being pissed or just a general tard.
Then demanded the barmaid ring him a bus to go home...
EDIT: I will get photos!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:13, Reply)
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