Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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From the social dead end that is RedditchOne of the more famous ones (I believe it made national press and even "Have I Got News For You"(ooooooooh and other noises of astonishment) if memory serves) a good few years back went by the name of Chris Watkins. He was renowned for his desire to well...bluntly put.....fornicate with the pavement. Specifically the cracks in it. Now the pain and hygene issues alone stagger me. It all ended in tragedy however when he was arrested for it, though he did resurface a couple of years afterwards, this time caught cooling his passion in a wheelie bin...somethign to do with the bin bags apparently. He seems to have vanished entirely since.
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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:26,
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