Nightclub toilets
Whilst working as a bouncer a few years back, I regularly worked with a truly psychotic, but genuinely very intelligent and funny individual. One night, doing a routine toilet check, we heard two guys inside one cubicle, obviously indulging in the devil's dandruff.
He started banging on the door with his fist, and shouted, "One of you had better be sucking cock in there, or you are both in a world of shit!"
(madoda, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:07, 2 replies)

i'd love it if their crack addled minds had actually drove them to it too
(quibble, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:38, closed)

my boyfriend...
...once had some bouncers knock on a toilet door when he and a mate were doing a few cheeky lines and they pretended to be gaying off in there
(bomb, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:18, closed)