Ecstasy = fanny ache. Alternative needed, please!
It started in Ibiza a few years ago. Must be the crystals in the MDMA fucking up my kidneys. Since then, I have discovered that ecstasy gives me crippling, cry baby bunting, debilitating, intensely painful CYSTITIS for many, many hours.

I can only abate it by drinking gallons of salty cystitis sachets, which are basically cranberry brine. And we all know what happens when you drink salt water, don't we? Major pukesville. So when ever I take a pill, I get locked in a cystitis/vomiting cycle that excludes me from the party.

Also, pills tend to make me blue for weeks nowadays and for some reason, they make me hate my mum. Knocking them on the head means we argue far less so at least SHE'S feeling the benefit.


I stopped taking them. Actually, that's bollocks, I will continue to neck them, and I WILL NEVER LEARN. Even if Mr Bronson wrote it on a blackboard and yelled it in my face. FUCKING gutted when they made all that meow illegal as that had become my replacement.

Off to live in Ibiza for the winter, can anyone recommend an alternative?

Length - about 6 hours of agony on the toilet unable to release a single drop, gripping the walls and groaning in agony. But still feeling kinda niiiiiice....
(Radio Vicky Anyone cool Brits live in Ibiza?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:27, 16 replies)

I hear Talacre
can be nice in the winter.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:49, closed)

Talacre, Talacre, I love ya, Talacre, you're only an hour away...
should you be a Scouser who wants to go on holiday to the first coastal resort on the N. Wales coast where you can STILL SEE LIVERPOOL for the sake of feck.
(Radio Vicky Anyone cool Brits live in Ibiza?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:05, closed)

talacre is shit
rhyl is where it's at
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:12, closed)

Or the 'Land of No' as a 3 year old kid once called Llandudno.
(Radio Vicky Anyone cool Brits live in Ibiza?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:18, closed)

ah, llandudno
rhyl has better arcades.
knight's caverns ftw!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:35, closed)

I was lucky to get to bloody Deeside
for an ice skate.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:43, closed)

i went camping in deeside
one of those spur of the moment things.
it would have been good if it wasn't bone-chillingly cold
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:09, closed)

Typical woman
"I'm going to complain about something, have people tell me I should stop, then say NAY. I AM THE SEEKER OF ATTENTION. WAH."
(lemonadegame, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:28, closed)

Ha - I am a mere seeker of hedonistic thrills.
If only my mind were so simple so as to think that I could grab attention in such a manner. Give me some credit!
(Radio Vicky Anyone cool Brits live in Ibiza?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:35, closed)

heyyyyyyy!
the title of this post led me to believe its contents were gonna be sexy, dammit!
(quibble, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:03, closed)

Well, it's got a minge in it, how much more sex do you want?
Also - I am naked right now. Under my clothes.
(Radio Vicky Anyone cool Brits live in Ibiza?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:36, closed)

genuine alternatives (The best of the research chems out there at the moment)
If they ever get the supply lines sorted out the 6-APB being marketed under the godawful name of Benzo Fury is delightful. Hardly any real stock about yet though. Beware of most sites claiming to have it in powder form.(I had an early sample and it's really georgeous.)AMT is starting to crop up and is a beautiful entactogenic compound that will love you up in the 25-50mg range and make you see things at 70-100mg. A very benign sort of trip though.(Salt form slightly weaker than freebase but easier on the gut.)Maybe not energetic enough for clubbing but if bolstered with a small amount of speed it will work (Salt form slightly weaker than freebase but easier on the gut)
(unclestinky, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 18:27, closed)

I love you, Uncle Stinky.
I MEAN IT. Been hard to find any decent reviews of the ol' Fury.
(Radio Vicky Anyone cool Brits live in Ibiza?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 19:15, closed)

Have to add
that some people seem to have had poor experiences from the "official" pellets. It may be that this is why the stock which has been promised since June has taken so long; consistency issues. Of course, as with all substances YMMV.
(unclestinky, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 9:44, closed)

Bubbles was by far and away the most incredible substance I have ever ever had.
I cried when they banned it.
3 days with no sleep, no appetite and rampant sex drive!
(Radio Vicky Anyone cool Brits live in Ibiza?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 18:08, closed)

If it's staying up yer after
2-DPMP aka desoxypipradrol will work wonders. Has the half life of plutonium. 10mg will keep you awake for 48hrs. Need to cocktail other drugs to achieve the sex driving.

Skim through this first though.
www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthread.php?t=291179
(unclestinky, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 14:15, closed)