Tom Cruise
I have very few drug stories, generally preferring to get my kicks from booze rather than anything else. However we all had a little dabble at uni which generally involved a few splifs and watching The Clangers.

The one time I got properly off my face some friends and I decided that we were going to eat some. Being poor and lazy students we couldn't be bother to actually bake brownies or something so we just crumbled up some hashish into a yoghurt we found in the fridge. Classy, I know.

A short while later the three of us were watching Mission Impossible with a Christian chap from my halls who sort of invited himself in (in that way they do). We soon realised that Mission Impossible was actually the greatest comedy of all times. Not only that but Tom Cruise was some sort of comedy god. After the three of us spent most of the first part of the film rolling around in absolute stitches at people getting blown up and shot the Christian got a bit scared and left.

The story then fades out with my brain floating around uni, feeling disconnected from my body (I kept having to hold my head in case it got away) and later that evening I lay in bed convinced my heart was doing about a 1000bpm and was about to explode and wondering what my parents were going to say when they found out. Thankfully a friend came in and I made them repeatedly take my pulse until I calmed down.

My one and only drug anecdote!
(bigjonnydynamite, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:18, 3 replies)

I ate hash mixed with yoghurt once
baaad times.
( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:06, closed)

booze is still drugs though

( rofl harris, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:30, closed)

You shot the Christian?
Sheesh. Drugs bad, commas are good, m'kay?
(ThePope, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:53, closed)