Or, in my case
invite my mates back to my flat, leaving them to wander through to the living room whilst I piss, and somehow forgetting twixt loo and lounge that they're there, discarding all my clothes in the hallway and giving them the surprise of their life.
Thank christ we'd gotten pizza on the way home - they were more interested in that.
(berk, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 2:19, 1 reply)

ah, pizza
the best way to distract your mates!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:23, closed)