cats
I once stole a cat whilst on magic mushrooms, took it back to my flat and tried to talk to it for 8 hours. I was convinced at the time that I'd made a breakthrough of Dr Doolittle proportions.

Looking back I don't think the cat was impressed.
( rofl harris, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:02, 2 replies)

First time I bought magic mushrooms
I bought 250. I had arranged to eat them and meet up with mates later, so I thought... how many? 20? So I tried 20, impatiently decided they weren't working 5 mins later, tried another 40. Still nothing... So I thought; "These just grow anywhere, they can't be that strong" So I necked all 250.

I was so unable to function that when someone shoved a carrier bag at me and said "Carry this" I burst into tears cos it was so completely impossible to cope with carrying something on top of all the other shit I was dealing with at that moment.

Never did me no *twitch* harm *twitch*

Edit: Why did I hit reply? blame the mushrooms!
( simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:13, closed)

first time I had them I ate 4
I was off my face for hours.

god bless incredibly strong mushrooms. None of this field picked shit for me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:33, closed)