Fungus
Happily, I didn't consume any of this evil, witches brew of a potion concocted by 2 of my stoned mates......Anyway

Our last year of school, Mate1's* parents were away for the weekend and myself and Mate2* were staying at his house for the duration. Cue plenty of booze and weed etc. Mate1 suggested mushrooms and I politely declined as, frankly, I loathe them with a passion.
Mate1 and Mate2 made the aforementioned brew and drank/ate heartily. I fucked off to bed when they both turned into hysterical maniacs and woke up at 4am (ish) with the munchies. I wandered down into the kitchen to be greeted by Mate1 sat on the floor in the corner of the room, rocking backwards and forwards, hugging the kettle.

Now you would think that this would have made me laugh, worried me, whatever but I had absolutely zero reaction, continued my fridge raid and went back to bed. Shockingly, he wasn't particularly well the next day!

To this day I'm so glad that I didn't partake as, to be honest, I think he's still fucked from that - 17 YEARS later!!!!

No length jokes here. * FYI, names have been changed to protect the innocent!
(m4g1cm4n, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:34, 5 replies)

(__, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:50, closed)

OMG!!!!

That's awesome!
(m4g1cm4n, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:58, closed)

The joke is, right, that your friend has a drug problem which you seem to find hilarious, lol.

(__, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:03, closed)

He doesn't have a drug problem. As far as I know he hasn't touched anything like that since. The joke I was making was that that incident has left a lasting mental imprint on him - that was the joke!
(m4g1cm4n, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:24, closed)

wow
that is a hilarious joke.

You should be on TV or something.
( sanityclause is waiting until, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:32, closed)