where to start...
...the beginning?

My 1st wrap of speed was at Fantasy Island in Ingoldmells, I was particularly happy and had randomly bumped into one of my best mates from uni and someone from school that I hadn't seen in years. Life was awesome and soon I would get to watch Westbam...

But I needed a wee.

So I went to the bog.

What I saw there was to this day the most terrifying episode of my life, and I've had a gun pulled on me in NYC.

I emerged from the toilet, white and not looking very cheery any more...
My mate M saw the look on my face and realised that he'd forgotten to tell me about the physiological changes one undergoes as a man on amphetamines. He immediately ran to me and said 'Shit! I never told you about speed dick did I?'
'Will it ever come back?' says I with a look of desperation on my face.
'Give it a day and you'll be back to normal'

I could have hugged him, well, let's face it I was on drugs - I really really hugged him and proceeded to get on with being superdupercheeryted.

Later on that night he tried to make me eat some fries from KFC... that didn't really work.
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:40, 1 reply)

forgot to say
it was The United States of Hardcore II (I'm not proud)
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:43, closed)