Thank you.
I need more kitten-based happy stories.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 11:41, 1 reply)

not all they are cracked up to be
my story for this week was "I knocked a spliff out of my hand with a Wii remote"

I feel like I've let everyone down.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 11:46, closed)

And the best I managed was a Horseroll
However, based on a true story. I was so blasted I figured a speech was a good idea. I was taped to a chair and shaved for my trouble.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:04, closed)