And I got £15 a pop
Win-win all round.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:54, 2 replies)

"He's a knoooockoff Nigel, he's a knockoff Nigel..."
As soon as I heard that tune from the advert I downloaded the video clip, ripped the audio and made it into a ringtone.

Then sold it on a site for a fiver a pop.

Actually I should've done that....
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:01, closed)

Was that at the same time as you were earning £££££s selling fake hotmail hack PDFs
or were you too busy wanking over hacked hotmail accounts?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:43, closed)

No, that was much later...
The pills were circa 1994/5 and the emails a good few years after that.

If another QOTW permits, I will tell you about my third and to date, most successful scam.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:47, closed)

If it's the one about you fucking kids and taking their pocket money, it's unlikely that there will ever be 'Paedo Scammer' week
Unless you request it of course. No post deletion this time though, you fucking nonce.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 21:55, closed)

How sweet...
You've even gone to the trouble of putting an Albert Marshmallow pic on your profile.

Awwww!

x
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 22:14, closed)

It displays the name of whoever clicks his profile
you thick cunt.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 23:40, closed)

Oh I see...
That's very clever, well done!
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 9:34, closed)

Thanks
That had me *very* worried for a moment.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:07, closed)

I'm just hoping that gif in your profile
isn't aimed at me...?
(Kip, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:12, closed)