had an ex who was epileptic
he didn't bother to tell me until he had a seizure. i was terrified, didn't have a clue what to do to help him. if his mate hadn't been with us, i hate to think what might have happened.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:45, 1 reply)

That's actually one of my favourite japes
especially with new girlfriends. But new house- or work-mates are just as entertaining. You should see their faces as I flop and twitch around!
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 8:43, closed)

pfff!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:24, closed)

Blimey, isn't that a bit risky?
I mean, clueless people might try to hold your flailing limbs still (injuring you) or worse, try to shove something in your mouth "to stop you swallowing your tongue," and break your teeth.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:02, closed)