When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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Portugese Deceipt!I met this portugese girl, who was in fact P.A to one of my clients (am no longer speaking to either of them) and went for a coffee once or twice.. nothing more. Then one day, we decide to go on one of those silly, chilled-out kinda dates.. went bowling, caught a movie and went to pizza hut, all fine you might think so a little bit of light kissing and touching follows in her car on way back home. She is supposed to be dropping me off but instead asks if I would like to take a detour via her place. Alright thinks me, could be fun.... Get there, walk in and SURPRISE, sitting around a huge table, the WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY are gathered to meet her "first boyfriend" (WTF?!?!) - i grinned and beared it as long as possible, then recomend we go to her room. She freaks out in front of everyone, saying it was so true that men just want one thing... so I announce to the hairy bitch that I am leaving. On the way out, she comes running into the street, saying that I should take some cheescake in a plastic box, she had been up all night making it for me.... FREAK !!! anyways, sorry about lenght, shape, size, taste ... if you are not portugese, it can be yours for a little while ;-)
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