not a good start
well, when i was with my first 'proper' girlfriend, i was invited around her house for dinner etc to meet the pairents. i was worryed about haveing nothing to talk to them about but then she mentioned her dad was also an engineer (oh happy days) still, better than nothing. so, after dinner i am chatting to my g.f her mum and sister when her dad comes allong and says 'lets leave these girls with the washing up(!), i have something to show you upstairs' sounds quite ominus i think. when we both got upstairs, he shows me a model spitfore him and a friend made, totaly from scratch. i semi blagged my way through sounding interested and he asked if i would like to come and fly it with him, i said ok and we went out into there rather large back garden. he flew it around in circles for a while, i was bored stiff till he asked if i wanted a go. so theres me, flying this plane so unbelevably carefully round the garden. then my girlfriend came up behind me and slapped my backside, causeing me to drop the controls to the plane, it flew over the hedge and was way out of range by the time i got the controls back. 'oh man im realy sorry' i said, before he could reply we heard a car skidding, and wouldnt you know it, the plane flew sraight into my girlfriends GRANDMOTHERS car causeing her to crash and write it off! she was ok, however me and the missis decided it would be best if we dident see eachother any more! oops!
(viva_le_boosh, Thu 19 May 2005, 16:13, Reply)