When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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Not quite as I planned the first meetingOk So I'm 15 ish and so is she, and we're out in the woods near her house on a summers evening, decide that it is the 'right' time to get jiggy. Weve only seen each other a few times and neither of us has met the others parents.
'But' says she 'got to go home to get condom'. Quite right too thinks I as this gets me out of the shit for not having anything with me, so of we toddle back to hers. It's only round the corner.
I Never imagined there would be anyone at home, and the sound of her calling out those words "Hi Mum, just popped back to get some condoms cos me and Mr. Og are going to have sex tonight....
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No apologies for length, girth, bend, or flavour - the ladies love it....
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