When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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Ohhh...there are so many...Went to visit my girlfriends ma & pa for the first time. Picture the scene: Leafy avenue, all houses set back from the road by about 30 yards, mostly having gravelled drives. Her parent's house was one of the larger ones having five bedrooms and even a 'reception room' (which was somewhat larger than my entire house). They'd just 'had a man in' to decorate and her mother and father were very proud of the results. While showing off the resulting paint-job I made the obligatory comments complimenting them on their taste in colour, etc and then came out with the ultimate line:
Me: "I do like what you've done with the dildo rail."
Apologies for....er...apologies.
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Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Thu 19 May 2005, 23:48,
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