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When my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.

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(, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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INDIAN!
My folks being from the Seychelles decided it would be a GREAT idea to invite my Scottish boyfriend and I out for a curry somewhere local. 'Great idea' I thought, as I knew he loved hot food. I think my folks thought it would be funny to watch a white man turn purple whilst eating a curry. So, we are all sat there, folks, two much younger sisters and us two.

Anyway, halfway through the meal, all is going spendidly. My step-father turns to me and says 'Hey Trampy, are you not eating red meat? The lamb curry is lovely!'

Just as I am about to tell him that I am going through a chicken obsession my boyfriend grabs my leg and pipes up 'Oh no Mr Trampy, your daughters LOVES white meat, don't you babe?! Well she never complains about mine anyhow!'... Complete with wiggly eyebrows and a 'nyuk nyuk' laugh.

I could have just DISSOLVED on the spot.

Disturbingly enough, the folks thought it was hilarious. To add further insult, for the rest of thr meal the 11 year old sister keeps saying 'I don't get it. Why is 'white meat' so funny?'
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 13:08, Reply)

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