the first time i met my ex's parents...
My ex and I started going out in dodgy circumstances; we were both still seeing the previous partners (me seeing my ex boy insofaras, not dumping him till his exams finished, so that he wouldn't get all upset and not pass them). We were on holiday from uni and the new guy lived about a 4hr train ride north from me, so when I visited him I had to stay at his house to make it worthwhile going.

Met his mum, she seemed to like me a lot, spent the day wandering around the house and getting to know his mum a bit better (his dad was at work, not dead or anything). All going really well until he said something rude to me and left me in the kitchen with his mother, who gave me a look that said "are you going to take that from him?!"

I just turned round and completely dead pan said "it's okay, I've got another boyfriend anyway."

Cue silence, and me slapping my hand over my mouth while his mum bursts out laughing (thank god).

But I wasn't invited back to the house after that... and we were going out for a year.

Should have cottoned on though, the bastard was cheating on me with all manner of hussies for the last three months. :(
(corruptia, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:59, Reply)