When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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First girlfriendFirst girlfriend, on first meeting her parents, I told her dad the following story:
"In the American Civil War a woman was injured when a bullet came through the wall of her house. She proceeded to get pregnant. After the child was born, she found out what had happened. A soldier in a nearby battle had been shot in the testicle, and the bullet had gone through the wall of the woman's house and lodged itself in such a position that the sperm on the bullet could impregnate her. She tracked down the soldier, who married her and had lots of other children with her. However, the one that was produced by "unnatural means" was the one that looked the most like him."
He wasn't impressed.
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Detrius521, Fri 20 May 2005, 16:44,
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