When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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The mother in-law from hellWhen I first started to go out with my current g/f she had already informed me that her mother was a complete bitch. She also let me know that her mother and I shared a common interest... we both were sexually attracted to girls!
Well the day came to meeting her and her "life partner" and to be honest I was so nervous that little bits of poo were falling from a bottom. The hour seemed like a lifetime, I was so bored that I wanted to try and drown myself in my mug of tea. As I was sitting there hearing them go on and on about their new house, something bugged me. The mother was short, fat, dark hair.. the partner was very tall, skinny as a bean pole and slightly dopey. Then it dawned on me, they looked like a lesbian Laurel & Hardy!
Things didn't go well with the mother and "father" in-law and over the months we grew to hate each other. I was working from home one day and she phoned me up and had a go at me for "skiving off of work"... the telephone conversation ended with me shouting "Shut up you stupid dyke!" and putting the phone down.
That was the last time I ever spoke to her
I am still bumming her daughter though.. result!
(, Sat 21 May 2005, 14:27, Reply)
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