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When my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.

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(, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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not parents, but grandparents
I was living in Seattle with a tasty lady whose grandparents lived in Vegas. She took me down there for a week to meet them and abuse their hospitality whilst checking out the town.

On the first night there, her grandparents had a dinner party with about 15 or so guests.

I was outside (a bit squiffy after a few glasses of wine) having a fag. Upon finishing, i turned to enter the house through the patio doors, but failed to notice the screen door before jumping directly through it, taking it off it's hinges in the process.

As i lay on their living room floor, peeling my face off the now horizontal metal grid, i could hear the entire room fall totally silent except for one voice to peep up "it's that english boy"

Her grandad had to go and buy a new one the following day. Did i offer to pay? did i fuck. I chose to show my remorse by shagging their grand daughter on the floor of almost every room in the house.

and she gave me a blow job in their cadillac.
(, Mon 23 May 2005, 18:30, Reply)

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