When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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Sgt. One-Night-StandGot back to a young lady's parents' house with said young lady and a few of her mates. We decide it would be a rather good idea to strip off and get in the jacuzzi (outdoors, in November). Now, anyone with a little sense might realise that attempting to smoke a fag in a jacuzzi is a rather taxing feat; a lessson taught to us only by piles of sopping wet tobacco left all round the place.
Anyway, boned the bird, went to bed, only to discover that she snored and hogged the covers.
Morning came around, I was awoken by a loud bellow outside the bedroom door; it's her ex-army, 6'3 dad. He promptly decided to burst in, with me lying naked and completely uncovered next to his first-born.
Turns out he just wanted us to clean up the mess in the jacuzzi, but I didn't stick around; I managed to lock myself outside the front door (more-or-less dressed luckily), with a very cold, hungover walk home to look forward to.
P.S. I played Diablo 2 when I got home.
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Calqhoon, Mon 23 May 2005, 23:30,
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