When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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It was her 21st......I had travelled up to darkest North England. I had spent a fortune on her and was more than a little nervous.
The uncle decided that I was "just about young enough" for her (I was 26). Her mother looked at me with eyes that said "get that thing away from my daughter", and the father.... well, that's the frightening bit. He didn't say a word. He just stood, very meek and quiet and looking, well fightened really. When I looked at him I could see the message he was trying to send me telepathically....
"Don't do it to yourself son. The women in this family break you".
As it turns out she dumped me almost immediately after receiving her present from me.
Bitch.
(Apologies for bitterness.....)
(, Tue 24 May 2005, 10:14, Reply)
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