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When my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.

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(, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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My dad is ex-special forces
A few years ago, I took my then g/f on a short holiday to meet my parents in the Midlands. That same day there was a news story about a guy who had gone nuts and shot his ex girlfriend dead with an AK47, in a hospital car park.

When we got to my parents house it turned out my dad was watching that story on TV.

They mentioned the killer’s name. It turned out my dad knew him.

They mentioned he was ex-special forces. It turned out my dad had *trained* him.

They mentioned that his burst of AK47 fire had resulted in 18 hits. “Good grouping!” my dad said.

“Hi dad, this is Icky*”

Later that night she waited until we were in bed together to tell me that she was sleeping with someone else. This was ok in her world as, in her own words, she had “met him before I knew you”.

I remember lying awake and thinking “If I kill her, will my dad shop me or help me cover it up?”

*Not her name, but honestly descriptive once all the facts were in.
(, Tue 24 May 2005, 12:20, Reply)

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